I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Houston, we have a squirter
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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