I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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