Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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