im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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