People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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