you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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