In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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