I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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