Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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