Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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