Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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