She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
