Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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