OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
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He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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