One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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