pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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