Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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