Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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