I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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