i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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