p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I would fuck him just for his dog
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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