I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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