Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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