just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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