Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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