He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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