i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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Sorry about my life...
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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