Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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