Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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