Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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