i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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