how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
It's never too late to be topless.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
The convent might be a nice break from real life
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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