As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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