I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Randomize
