Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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