I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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