is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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