white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I hope mine doesn't look like that
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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