so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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