i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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