My girlfriend figured out who you are.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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