I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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