I'm gonna have a badass scar
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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