Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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