...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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