I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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