yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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