so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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