Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
3pm strippers are depressing
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
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I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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