I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
