god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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