and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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