ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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