Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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